May 08, 2007

The substitute alien clone tries and fails

By Alister Doyle, Environment Correspondent

BONN, Germany, May 8 (Reuters) - The poorest nations in Africa are likely to benefit from a widening of a U.N. project to promote non-polluting energies in the developing world, the head of the scheme said on Tuesday.

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The clone of Alister Doyle, left in his place by the aliens from the future, has attempted to mimic Doyle's behaviour but we are not fooled.

#1) The style, verse, and vocabulary here are clearly not the same as the real Alister Doyle.

#2) This story contains none of Doyle's trademark hyperbole.

#3) The cloned imposter makes the fatal error of writing about trading carbon credits in a positive way, the real Doyle would have written about the evils of carbon credits and has done so in the past on many occasions.

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